I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

I feel better

What you say when you are trying to hide the pain so you cover it up by saying you feel better when in reality you don’t.

Emma: I feel better
Jody: you sure
Emma’s thoughts: I don’t feel better I feel horrible
Emma: ya I’m okay

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there

Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Evilous Dark Power January 2, 2021

I have betrayed thee! fetch thy rope!

He betrayed jesus because he was a fuck face and now hes swinging from a tree!

jesus got spiked because of this man and he hung himself so jesus wouldnt torture him to death.

by da hood' January 2, 2005

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there

There is no hiding it. I’m just better than all you

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other people out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

Yup. Bow down and suck it, b!tch

I’m better than 99.9% of all other UrbanDictionary users out there.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021