Hypocrat

Democrats that say one thing and do another.

Al Gore is such a hypocrat. He preaches about carbon foot prints, global warming, and tells people to stop consuming so much, yet he flies in private jets, lives in a mansion that guzzles electricity, and drives in giant motorcades of SUVs.

by JQwon May 1, 2007

hypocriticizer

A hypocrite. A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Someone who doesn't practice what they preach. Invented by George W. Bush in the film "Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay".

Kumar: Dude, this is weed!

George W. Bush: That's Alabama kush, that's only the finest.

Kumar: So you get high and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail?

George W. Bush: Duh!

Kumar: That's so hypocritical!

George W. Bush: Oh yeah, well let me ask you something kuuumarrr. You like giving hand jobs?

Kumar: No sir

George W. Bush: You like getting hand jobs?

Kumar: Huh yeah.

George W. Bush: Well that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

by bobcajun July 15, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone who hates it when people do certain things or talk shit about other people but they do it themselves.

Claudia: Omg, I hate it when people talk about others behind their backs.

Tracey: Right?... Oh Look here comes Connie.

Connie: Hey guys! *walks toward Claudia & Tracey*

Claudia & Tracey: Hey Connie!

Connie: I gotta run. Sorry I can't stay and chat, it was nice seeing you. *walks away*

Claudia: Bye.

Tracey: See you around.

Claudia: *turns to Tracey* Omg, did you see the dress that she's wearing? It makes her look like a whore!

Tracey: *looks back at Claudia with a blank stare* You're a fucken hypocrite. *walks away*

by Huhhy October 6, 2010

Hypocrite

Someone who sets standards for other that they cannot reach.

Katherine Joyce Butts is a hypocrite.

by neon.crayon.13 November 20, 2010

Hypocritarian

A 'vegetarian' who eats fish, seafood, and/or chicken.

I had lunch with a bunch of hypocritarians. We went to Itsu and they ate more sashimi than I did, while they were louding on about how healthy it is to be vegetarian.

by REMwoman December 24, 2007

hypocrite

a person who condemns a thing or activity, but then takes part in that thing or activity

Mom: Son, marijuana is bad for you and you shouldn't smoke it.
Son: But mom, you buy, sell, and smoke marijuana. In fact, i steal weed from you! Your a hypocrite!
Mom:...

by marijuanaman420 January 3, 2008

Hypocrite

Someone that tells you to stop doing something, when they are doing it themselves.

Real example someone said to me (not to be funny): "I don't know what the b-word is, because I was raised in a pure household, you biiiiiiiiitch.
Hypocrite.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018