hypocripster

Making fun of and heavily judging hipsters as frequently as possible while, in reality, embodying all of the characteristics of a hipster yourself.

Sarah:
"Ug, that is the most hipstertastic bike in the world. Stupid fixies. I can't look at this anymore! Whatever...I'm off to go host my recycled arts and crafts night and must go dumpster dive for the appetizers."

Jordan:
"You are the biggest hypocripster I know!"

by SCAFS July 22, 2009

hypocrisy

A crime that everyone besides me should be punished for.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to be repetitive?"

by John Paxton March 20, 2005

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

hypocrisy

(n) - one of the few things liberals and conservatives, Republicans and Democrats, and people in general have in common.

If one were to be truly honest with oneself, one would realize that he/she falls into hypocrisy. For example, almost everyone preaches that we should love everyone, but few practice that.

by Commonsense September 17, 2012

The Facebook Hypocrite

The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.

Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."

Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*

by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013

Hypocripster

Noun: Hypocritical hipsters that hate other hipsters.

Dude, did you just hear that guy say "deck?"
Yeah. I thought he claimed not to be a hipster?
Exactly. He's also a fan of plaid.
That's what we call a hypocripster.

by thealphaproject October 29, 2010

hypocrite

a person who makes out that they're against something, then does the thing they where against

a person stands up for a bullying victim then later supports the bully and his ways

by hipo May 13, 2003