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Wikipedia Hypnosis

When somebody goes onto Wikipedia to find a specific piece of information and, usually via wikilinks, ends up going off track and going through a bunch of unrelated articles. This can be common among students who have a low attention span or other focus issues.
Person: Hey dude, Imma go onto Wikipedia to find when the Soviet Union collapsed.
Dude: OK, just don't lose track of time.
*20 minutes later*
Person: How am I on an article about racism in Australia?!
Dude: Wikipedia Hypnosis, I presume? You've gotta work on your focus, man.
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hypnotism

I'm a hypnotist so I use lots of hypnotism
by Trumpet.2015 February 15, 2015
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Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under "Gypsy Hypnosis" when he agreed to lend Kevin $150 while they were in Vegas.
by Ben October 18, 2005
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Gypsy Hypnosis

A trait commonly found in individuals that move from place to place (or couch to couch) promising money and fortune, but never delivering. They are especially crafty when it comes to eating other people’s food and drinking their boos. One is strongly discouraged from letting one of these types into your home or car and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER loan them money under any circumstance. If you do, forget about any thoughts or attempts at retribution!
Bo must of been under the influence of "Gypsy Hypnosis" when agreed to front Kevin $150 in Vegas.
by Paul February 2, 2005
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hypnofilmz

a tiktoker with like 5k followers i cant remember
,,hypnofilmz likes popee the performer i think''
by .toiki May 2, 2021
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hypnotist

A dance that was born from a mishap in a hypnotism session.
1)The dancer sits in a chair and places his right leg on a coffee table, then beats his head vigorously on a picture frame while venting his personal thoughts about life and singing a national anthem of his or her choice.
2)The slang name for tricking a young trick or treater into invading the man with 15 attack dog's house to find a "twix the size of godzilla" that resides in his basement.
1) I'm taking a hypnotist class at the dance academy. I brought my own picture frame and have been reviewing the French national anthem all week!

2)Have you seen billy? since i pulled that hypnotist last week i haven't seen him.
by BillyGotLostSoSad July 9, 2007
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Hypnotist

When a man cums into a girls eyes to blind them, than he proceeds to slapping her silly.
Girl: Yesterday josh hypnotised me...

Girl: guess that makes him a hypnotist
by dude6546 February 27, 2009
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