Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.

dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds

by 24grant24 December 12, 2009

hypertweet

To constantly update content on social networking sites.

I had to block him he would hypertweet all day.

by SlickVik August 16, 2010

Hypertreifecoma or HTC

This is a coma induced by enthusiastic eating of "treife" or non kosher food, typically in a Chinese restaurant. This is not the same as simply eating a non kosher item. In this case the large selection of "treife" encourages the sinner to taste everything, which quickly induces this dangerous condition. To date there is no cure, and palliative care including chicken soup and gefilte fish is the recommended route of treatment.

And in other news, another "Hypertreifecoma or HTC" victim tonight was found in a local Chinese restaurant... our sources report that chicken soup had to be rushed from area soup banks... more at 11 pm

by cleansingbreath March 5, 2011

Hypetronic

of the fly variety; in the moment, trendy, exclusive to an esoteric privileged audience, vogue, or extremely hip. A mix of the potency of chronic with the timely buzz of hype.

Many people started wearing Supreme 5-panel hats when they became hypetronic.

by Dirt McNa$ty September 1, 2011

Hypstyr

One who hates hipsters, complaining that by unifically deciding vintage is better and mainstream sucks they are conforming to a society of people who are afraid to be defined by society; a hypocritic person that can, by all technicalities, be considered a hipster as they have decided that hipsters are too mainstream.

Hypstyr in a coffee shop: "I hate that all the hipsters come here, they wouldn't know good coffee if it hit them in the face. They just come here because someone told them to."
Person: "So why do you come here?"

Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."

by CultureNazi May 13, 2013

Hypstercrit

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014

hyperstrive

To consistently hustle your ass off. Pushing yourself to your limits, and then some more.

Lewis: Just this past year, I've made my first million, traveled across Asia for 3 months, hosted charity events for the less fortunate, and hung out with Tony Robins for a weekend.

Jake: Way to hyperstrive bro - speaking of which, fund my startup mr big bucks.

by DontStopTrying May 3, 2018