hyperfoodilate

Inability to breathe due to overeating.

"I ate too much at the barbecue and now I have shortness of breath. I should have turned down dessert before it caused me to hyperfoodilate!"

by hmcdesq March 16, 2022

Hypertrophapathy

When someone's apathy has grown bigger and stronger through repetitive use

Given all the bullshit I've had to endure of late, I am experiencing hypertrophapathy. Like, I just don't fucking care

by The_Salty_Seaman December 26, 2022

hypertropic

1. Acting upon, influencing, or existing within a higher dimension or state beyond conventional understanding or perception.

2. Characterized by transcendent properties or effects that operate beyond typical physical or conceptual boundaries.

3. (of a phenomenon, entity, or process) Exhibiting qualities or behaviors that suggest interaction with or manipulation of higher-order realities.

Origin: early 21st century; from hyper- 'above, beyond' + -tropic from Greek tropos 'turn, way, manner'

The scientist hypothesized that consciousness itself might be a hypertropic phenomenon, emerging from interactions between our observable universe and higher dimensions.

by fieldb2 August 4, 2024

Hypergooning

When you edge so quickly yet so successfully that you get locked into a state of pure, ignorant bliss for 3 to 4 business hours.

Jane: Dude, why isn't Drew picking up the phone?
John: He got locked in hypergooning, he couldn't answer if he tried.
Jane: Oohhhh..

by The Goon Queen August 6, 2024

Hyperloop

See Scam

The Hyperloop is a total scam that was concocted to disrupt progress on the California high-speed rail.

by Meganerd1800 December 24, 2023

hypertionsionalisticrotified

A state of extreme mental overload caused by prolonged stress, chaos, or overthinking, resulting in the feeling that one’s brain has partially melted but is still expected to function.

Often used after exams, long work shifts, emotional drama, or attempting to assemble furniture without instructions.

I’ve had three deadlines and two hours of sleep — I’m fully hypertionsionalisticrotified.

Don’t ask me to make decisions right now, I’m hypertionsionalisticrotified.

by sillyballz February 10, 2026

In hyperloop speed

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

by Hyperloop April 7, 2017