vag of honour

An award designated for those who have managed to penetrate a long sought-after vagina. The spelling "vadge", though less subtle, is also accepted for emphasis of the delicious "badge" pun.

Robbo, after years of hard work, finally earned a vag of honour after banging Koryn, who sat at the top of many-a-guy's "chicks to bang" list.

by goldsac January 28, 2009

humouradiant

havin' helluva sense of humour, funny fella who's nice to be with

Vlad: yo sup gel? why are ya so humouradiant today fella?
Alty: just sunny like a sun

by hairud October 27, 2010

Millenial Humour

Something that is weird and surreal, sometimes also meaningless

"Wow, millenial humour is so weird"
"It appeals to the male fantasy"

by Red_Meem June 19, 2019

do the honours

A term coined by @saucydocs on their hot sauce based instagram. 'Doing the honours' refers to the act of licking the spoon that has just been used to serve the hot sauce at the end of the meal. Thereby declaring that the meal is over and/or that if anyone wants more hot sauce, they will need a new spoon.

"Me and the boys were getting saucy last night but then David's girlfriend came in so we all watched while she did the honours."

"Jane doesn't usually like hot sauce but when we said to her "do the honours", she was persuaded. On reflection, she enjoyed the experience overall"

by sboi2020 November 6, 2020

Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.

I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.

by sleepn July 30, 2015

gaid of honour

Gay maid of honour; a homosexual or camp male acting as maid of honour at a wedding

"Is your sister maid of honour at your wedding?"
"No, Paul is, I promised him ages ago he could be gaid of honour"

by eyeyeyey May 31, 2009

Mate of Honour

A mate of honour is the male equivalent to the classical maid of honour. The bride will often choose to forego the common maid of honour-bridesmaid combo for a less conventional male 'mate of honour' due to a lack of close female friends or an unbreakable bond with her male best friend. The 'mate of honour' will have responsibilities similar to that of a maid of honour including: planning of the infamous hen party, bridal shower and the obligatory catching of the bouquet. The 'mate of honour' signifies clear progress in the battle towards gender equality in all areas of life.

Tova: Joe, will you be my mate of honour to avoid a potential massacre amongst my female friends, and of course because I love you dearly?

Joe: I would be honoured to, what colour dress should I wear?

by Gladys66 August 14, 2016