Humpty dumpty 

Spittin image of Shea kearns

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty

Humpty dumpty by Crt November 26, 2022

Humpty Dumpty 

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

Humpty Dumpty by corub69 January 7, 2024

Humpty Dumpty 

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Humpty Dumpty 

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

Humpty Dumpty by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

humpty dumpty 

supposed to by an egg on a wall

kid: humpty dumpty, who said he was an egg

humpty dumpty by MrSLAY March 27, 2024

humpty-dumpty 

when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!

small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!

humpty-dumpty by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 2, 2010

Humpty-Dumpty 

When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.

"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."

Humpty-Dumpty by usefulidiot December 21, 2009