Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

Weenie hugger

Much like the "brown noser" a weenie hugger

Will fondle and play with a mans penis to get ahead in life. Wether it be to get a promotion, secure an inheritance, or just being an all around ass kisser, the weenie hugger will schlob any knob.

Q: dude, why does Kirk bring the boss coffee everyday?

A: because he's a weenie hugger

by Lucifer907 June 1, 2013

Health Hugger

A largely derogatory term for individuals with a genuine interest in preserving overall health and wellness by following guidelines based on scientific reasoning, the opinions from experts and data generated from valid clinical studies.

Awww, man...Just git a look at that Health Hugger over yonder. Don't he know that wearin' a face mask just makes ya breathe in more of that there virus, de-prives yer brain of oxygeen and ain't never been proov'd ta work anyway?
Yeah, I see him. He appears to be as much concerned about everyone's wellbeing as you sound like a fucking idiot...BIGLY!

by YAWA July 18, 2020

Hugetime

Meaning something very good or righteous; Can be used conversely with bad things (i.e. smalltime, tinytime, etc.); Anything put in front of "time" dictates how good or bad the object/situation (i.e. Bill Gates time=Hugetime, Justin Bieber time= tinytime).

Ryan: Damn, that girl's tits last night were on point.
Matt: Yeah, they were hugetime.
Ryan: Maxi Mounds time!

by hugetimeguy October 7, 2011

Passionately Hugged

A Very PG way to mention intercourse.

So the newly weds passionately hugged the whole night through

by wordmasterwill August 7, 2019

Pee hugger

A man who, when entering a public restroom, and upon surveying the available urinals, chooses to pee at the urinal right next to another guy, ignoring the fact that 4 other urinals are empty. Not necessarily a homosexual act, just one of inexplicable cluelessness.

Charlie in accounting is a real pee hugger. I thought I felt his pee spray on my leg, even though there were 5 other empty urinals.

by Max Rubble March 10, 2008

block hugger

A person who is constantly caught hanging around his or her own neigborhood. This word associates with unemployed people, small time drug dealers, housewives and welfare recipients who have no other place to loiter.

My brother has no job, has six kids and always hanging on the block, guess you can call him a block hugger.

by Angel2078 May 20, 2008