human larvae

definition mostly used for human spawn under the age of four.

the patrons in the restaurant were praying that the parents would take their tantrum throwing, human larvae anywhere else !

by sandy clawz December 25, 2011

Human Resources

Soulless, mendacious, spineless, shit-eating prick twisters who aren't smart enough to be lawyers or empathetic enough to be child molesters.

That lying fuckface Tim in HR won't do shit about my useless boss. Human Resources strikes again.

by NylonPimp January 16, 2017

W human

Generally means when a person is good , kind-hearted , and is considered “Winning in life” . W stands for “Win” or “Winner” here

Mr. Brian Smith is a very heartwarming person , he is a W human who makes everyone have that fuzzy feeling inside

by AGuyWantingToHelp July 1, 2022

Huda

A true trustworthy friend who is loyal. Is often a hilarious character to be around with an infectious laugh that will make you laugh too. Intelligent and bright but often mistaken as slightly stupid due to dopey personality. Extremely attractive with a beautiful smile. Is modest and sometimes cares too much for others and less of herself. But avoid making her angry as Hudas tend to not forget so easy.

Girl 1: I miss Huda
Boy 1: Yeah, she's amazing and beautiful. Why does she reject guys that ask her out?
Boy 2: Don't you see it yet? Not only is she beautiful, she's modest and protects her dignity. Wow what I would do to marry her.
Girl 2: I wish I was her
All: 'sigh'

by truthseekerhdhsjsk September 8, 2012

Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

Human Punching Bag

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.

"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

by Peter-Parker March 22, 2010

human cancer

The name that describes an entity within a family, workplace, clique, or any other type of organization or aggregate that creates disruptions of various orders through a variety of means that results in upsetting the entire balance of psychological and/or functional help within that organization or aggregate through a variety of dysfunctional behavior including but not limited to manipulation, deviancy, dishonesty, incompetence, hysteria, and or neurotic-ism. The entity could be an individual person or a small group but the results usually lead to the damaging of careers, relationships, and/or organizational culture.

That manager caused the destruction of way too many careers before he/she was isolated as a human cancer and finally weeded out of the organization - however, the damage was already done.

Dave organized a cult following to rebel against the current plan for the homeowner’s association. There obstructive behavior has perpetuated a human cancer that has devastated the community to the point people have started putting their homes on the market and are leaving.

Mary’s involvement with several co-workers led to many divorces, demotions, transfers, resignations, and firings. It’s amazing how much metastatic damage can be cause by one single piece of human cancer.

by nerdodamus June 15, 2013