Skip to main content

Ain’t got no how watchamacallit

Ain't got no how whatchamacallit is a phrase scrawled on the side of a wall by Kurt Cobain In 1985

He later got arrested after writing it.
John: Did you hear that Cobain was arrested for drawing Ain’t got no how watchamacallit on a wall?

Fred: No I didnt, that's crazy!
by Jack Koffe June 11, 2022
mugGet the Ain’t got no how watchamacallit mug.

girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss

Your friend is not okay but dont want to say it directly.
●"man you know girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss"
○"Are you okay?"
●"No"
by Angel-may January 17, 2022
mugGet the girlboss isn't girlbossing like how girlboss should girlboss mug.

If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"
by Davifayanbule April 3, 2016
mugGet the If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano mug.
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
mugGet the I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol mug.
A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...
It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996
by Ertten Ques October 5, 2019
mugGet the How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? mug.

how to eat

Put food into your mouth. Then Chew. Then swallow. Then you ate something. Don't Choke!
Wow, How to Eat saved my life. It made me understand how to eat and not die.
by TehWeirdo January 28, 2018
mugGet the how to eat mug.

Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
mugGet the Teaching Crabs How To Read mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email