Hovis

another word for bisexual... as in Hovis "best of both" (the bread)

my science teacher is deffinitly hovis

by Dan Ceiley January 7, 2006

Hovis

As in "Hovis best of Both", meaning a mixed-race person with a black father and a white mother.

Yo, that guy is fuck ugly, I bet he ain't hovis.

by eeble May 13, 2011

Kent Hovind

A creationist whose life work involves scamming gullible people even more stupid and clueless than he is. He pathetically engages in dishonest rhetoric and is basically a snake-oil salesman.

You're a fucktard, Aren't ya Kent?

-Eddy Goombah in Tribute to Kent Hovind

by VelociraptorFromHell December 15, 2018

Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As is Hovis, well known bakers. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.

Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.

by Arkayen February 19, 2008

Hovid

A female gets Covid-19 on purpose so they can quarantine with someone.

"I dumped her and then she said she came back positive for covid and we both need to quarantine together. She's a Hovid"

by The_Far_Shore October 4, 2020

Hovind

To speak with authority on a complex topic in such a way that you sound like you know what you're talking about while being absolutely clueless.

"I know he was on TV, but he just hovinded his way through it. He doesn't actually understand it."

"Don't hovind at me. You may sound good but you're full of shit and ignorance."

"Hovinding too much can result in going to jail, you know."

"Don't let them hovind you. Fact-check it!"

by Ziggy the Thing March 15, 2020

Hovisexual

Alternative to bisexual. As in Hovis, well known make of bread. The "Best of Both" loaf lead to this name.

Jake was a blatant Hovisexual as he prefered best of both.

by @rkayen February 23, 2008