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Feminist Housewife

A person who submits to traditional 1950s roles while also maintaining a sense of new age woman's liberation.
Lucy stepped into the role of a Feminist Housewife when she made banal lettuce sandwiches for her husband and son in the dinning room while her and her daughter ate homemade mac and cheese in the kitchen.
by SquareTableKnight November 28, 2021
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1950's Household

A BDSM lifestyle which emphasizes the patriarchial philosophy of the classic 1950's American household presided over by a dominant male authority figure.
The woman hate college and just wanted to just become a Stepford Wife . To live a 1950's household wife to clean and cook dress feminine. always obedience and submissive to him as head of the household.
by CSirRichard December 19, 2015
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housewife hooker

A homemaker who rents herself out part time to make extra cash, usually behind her husband's back.
Cheryl keeps the palace clean in the day, and fucks anything that moves by night. That's one fine housewife hooker.
by blix99 May 13, 2005
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household name

When a band becomes popular enough that a large group of people recognizes it's name. You shouldn't have to explain who this band is when talking to a friend.
Friend 1: Hey, ever heard of Green Day?
Friend 2: Of course, their a household name.
by Simply0 May 5, 2006
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Bennett household

A household/family which is dominated by a disproportionate ratio of females to males. Based on Austen's Pride and Prejudice, in which the Bennett family comprises the father, the mother, and four daughters.
Jenny: My dad's such a controlling dick!
Xander: Tschh, put him in his place - remind him it's a Bennett household.
by RaphaMuffin June 18, 2010
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Housewife's Napkin

A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.
Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014
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housewife spliffin

A phrase refering to lesbian sex
My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin
by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017
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