Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

hoser

A truely Canadian way to poke of people (or yourself) when one has drunk too much beer.

"You hoser.... I love you too". (while swinging around your bottle of Molson Canadian).

by Nightdove July 1, 2004

hoser

A firefighter who has the primary job of using a hose to douse a fire.

The house had just started on fire, but the hoser used his skill to quickly extinguish the blaze.

by firefighter rick April 1, 2017

hoser

A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man.

Take off eh, ya hoser.

by TappaKegga April 8, 2006

Hoser

A derogatory term for fireman

Fireman: sorry we couldn't get there in time
Guy: My house burned down ya hoser

by spiffypete January 30, 2015

hoser

An insult meaning douchebag (aka hosebag) shortened to hoser.

Get away from me you hoser.

by Frank Vale August 11, 2005

hoser

A slang and generally friendly term for a Candian person.

Us Hosers can drink you Yanks under the table!

by Bile Belly December 10, 2003