Hosed

Screwed.
in the 'Dude. You're screwed.' sense.
Sometimes also means Stuck.

"You did what?! Hosed, man.
"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

by burnmonica February 7, 2009

hosed down her buttons

To unleash the contents of your swinging plums over a female's breasts (nipples to be specific)

Smeaton, you still seeing that bird? Yes, I hosed down her buttons last night

by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

Hembree Hosedown

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.

Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.

by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008

You're hosed

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

by The guy who knows a lot. October 25, 2014

hosed

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

by C May 13, 2005

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

you are so hosed

it means yes or to agree to something someone says.

"omg this is so kewl!"
"you are so hosed!"

by Ninzi123 May 21, 2008