Non-Event Horizon

The point at which a friend's Facebook status updates become so numerous and mundane that he or she must be hidden from the News Feed.

"Linda is approaching the Non-Event Horizon. 15 posts so far, most of which have been 'I'm bending at the waist right now.'"

by Johnny Twothumbs May 13, 2010

Hornariphic

Hornariphic: being so horny that you'd due just about anything to relieve yourself.

Sam was so hornariphic he resorted to sticking his dick into the toaster as there was no other opening that looked ever more tantilizing..

by diz1776 April 17, 2009

Horizontal Boogie

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.

"I cramped up amidst a horn war."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Orgy Horn

orgy horn: when a man senses an oppurtunity for sexual pleasure with two or more females present, he must blow a literal horn (or metaphorical if none is present) to alert other men in the area to his successes, contrary to popular belief it is not in fact an invite for other men to join in

Hang on girls, i'll be there in a minute (blows Orgy Horn)

by CloudWolf64 March 8, 2010

Animal Crossing: New Horizons

A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.

"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."

by androidloyal March 22, 2020

Horizon On Top

a way of saying that the line of the sky is above you and that P2W sucks and The Horizon is good

I just crashed your P2W minecraft server, Horizon On Top!

by horizonontop April 1, 2021