false hottiness

to see a guy/girl from a distance and declare that they are attractive, and then see them up close only to realize that they are not.

Friend 1: "Check out the fine girl coming this way..."
(Girl gets closer)

Friend 2: "Yo man, don't declare false hottiness."

by Flight Dogg September 20, 2005

hooziness

The ability to bake delicious cookies using magic.

He's fantastic. I hope some of his hooziness will rub off on me.

by Ricky February 27, 2004

hornpressed

The feeling of being horny and depressed. Such as after a breakup or an amazing one night stand.

Man I'm so hornpressed, I'm probably going to lay and bed and jerk off all day.

by Zer0_D4y September 24, 2018

horngressive

When someone who's horny turns agressive, after being left with no response by the person that got 'em in the mood in the first place.

"Dude that bitch got horngressive after I didn't respond to her nudes💀"

"Our dms got heated up a little, I backed out and she was mad at me for leaving her horny brooo, that girl horngressive at me now."

by Eekster October 6, 2020

drunk hornies

to wake up after a night of drinking and be incredibly horny, for no reason whatsoever, other than the fact that you got drunk the night before.

A:what's the matter with you?

B: I am really horny

A: Why?

B: I dont know. I got really drunk last night, it must be the drunk hornies.

by J. Chris A. October 14, 2008

hornyness

adj. A measure of a female's sexual arousal level. Used to describe a level that is much higher than baseline sexual arousal. Often used in colloquial speech, rather than former medical discourse.

Absence means endless hornyness !!!

by AgentX April 4, 2008

Hopiness

The quality of believing concepts one wishes or hopes to be true, rather than the facts. (Precursor to truthiness).
Some theorize it is caused by repeated exposure to hopium.

Listening without critical thought, the sea of swaying youths exuded an intense air of hopiness.

by Robert Arvanitis August 26, 2008