Horcoffing

verb: Someone who got a sweet contract, collecting a big check without doing any work.
Since it's a legal contract, the person doesn't have to even pretend to work.

John ,at the end of the hall, is horcoffing all the way. I wish I was a horcoffer, I am working like a dog out there making way less money.

Other uses:

noun: Matt is a horcoffer. He is just waiting, doing nothing till the contract is up.

by dictionary guru April 14, 2010

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome

When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.

"DANG number 31 got that hockey dumpy syndrome for real!"

by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022

Pocket Hockey

The act of fondling your male genitalia from inside your pocket. This act is usually conducted in the hallway and in between classes.

"Yo did you hear that Ashton won Pocket Hockey Championship" "No but I heard he had 21 tip slips.

by Lil Uzi Flirt March 10, 2020

Tonsilless hockey

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008

Hock my China

Verb: "To be a pest, especially by going on and on about something (usually with "don't" or other negation)." A trans-lingual Mondegreen of the Yiddish phrase "hak mir nisht keyn tshaynik" (lit: "don't rattle me a tea kettle") meaning, figuratively, to quit complaining or beating a point to death.

Listen, we're not going to Disneyland this Summer and that's final, so suck it up and don't hock my China about it.

Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020

Mike Hock

A joke name that sounds like 'My Cock'

Would you like to meet Mike Hock?

by Jonathan Morgan August 2, 2006