Hobophobia

the fear that whenever you see a hobo you automatically think he will get up and stab you in the balls/vagina; the fear of homeless bozos will rape you.

Guy 1: "I has hobophobia!"
Guy 2: "Whats that?"
Guy 1: "Oh, I'm afraid some homeless person is going to stab me in the dick."
Guy 2: "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!"

by DethmongeR117 December 13, 2012

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

hallophobia

The fear of walking in hallways alone.

A 5 year old usually has hallophobia.

by Mr. DFTBA February 3, 2014

hylophobia

Hylophobia, also known as xylophobia, ylophobia, and dendrophobia, is a psychological disorder defined by an irrational fear of wood, forest or trees.

The term hylophobia is derived from the Greek ὕλη hylo-, meaning "wood or forest", and phobo- meaning "fear".

by Aerosols May 19, 2016

hornophobia

A psychological condition which causes paranoia centered around persons with increased sexual desire. See also hornophobic, hornophobe

"Why did leila freak out when that couple started making out?" "She appears to be suffering from hornophobia"

by Demoteus September 24, 2005

hobophobia

The extreme and utter fear of hobos, or the homeless. This is usually caused by the lack of exposure to the homeless throughout the world. A dose of homelessness is an easy cure to hobophobia.

"Ah! I have hobophobia!"

by Ian D. Rehn May 27, 2008

Honophobia

The irrational fear of misspelled words

1:Fix your mistake before Jared has a panic attack- He's Honophobic!

2:What's that?
3:He has Honophobia!

by TaeTaeIsAThot November 21, 2018