hoover middle school

a school full of hoes who think they are better than everyone there. Also potheads who are too high to function at school

you don't want to go to hoover middle school

by hoover middle school December 1, 2016

Honolulu Hooker

A mixed drink containing 1 shot of Bacardi white rum, 1 shot of triple sec, and two shots of pineapple juice, shaken, and served over ice in a highball glass. Garnished with a cherry. Possible variant uses only one shot of pineapple juice and adds a shot of orange juice.

Oh man, I had a couple Honolulu Hookers last night and now my wallet is missing!

by eddie_287 May 20, 2009

internet hooker

A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.

The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.

by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016

Hooder

Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.

"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"

by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019

Hooded Bandit

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Hungarian Hoover

The act of sucking a loved ones penis who is plagued with kidney stones. The main objective of sucking said kidney stones out of his penis is to then swallow them.

My partner's been in horrendous pain lately with kidney stones, luckily I'll be willing to administer a Hungarian hoover

by Pusey1767 November 6, 2018