internet hooker

A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.

The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.

by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016

Hooder

Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.

"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"

by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019

Hungarian Hoover

The act of sucking a loved ones penis who is plagued with kidney stones. The main objective of sucking said kidney stones out of his penis is to then swallow them.

My partner's been in horrendous pain lately with kidney stones, luckily I'll be willing to administer a Hungarian hoover

by Pusey1767 November 6, 2018

Femboy hooters

Best place in town if you want extra thick milkshakes

Person 1: I'm hungry, lets go for a bite
Person 2: where?
Person 3: Femboy hooters
Person 2: that's fucking gay
Person 1 & 3: fuck you

by SillyHoneyMustard March 14, 2022

Hooker's phone

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.

Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".

by Parcerito January 28, 2010

dimestore hooker

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.

1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!

by Daisy March 26, 2004

Kansas muffin hooper

When a girl rubs her boobs on a guy's ass to give him pleasure.

Maura gave Cody a Kansas muffin hooper last night and he jizzed in his pants!

Sebastion begged Ashley for a Kansas muffin hooper last night and she willingly obliged.

Molly and Trey love to Kansas muffin hooper all night long.

by JJAAMMSS April 17, 2009