Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

hootstar

org: Bay Area
def: someone who is hoot as fuck and has no swag whatsoever

"yo Blake is a hootstar, he's wearing adidas"

by yayareaHYPHY650 December 3, 2014

hootysfruity

a very cool person person

person 1: hey are you a hootysfruity?

person 2: yeah :)

Person 1: that makes sense

by gayssss December 17, 2021

Cash Hoots

When you run out of sweet sweet bud, pack the bowl with cannabis ash.

Joey - "Outta bud mang"
Logan - "Time for some cash hoots!"
Joey - "Have some decency man!"

by BonghornLeghorn November 7, 2011

Gangle-Hoots

Gangle-Hoots refers to long and unruly canine nails.

oh Fido, its time to cut those Gangle-Hoots

by Pelo eleventeen June 15, 2020

Hootash

Takes the place of any person, place or thing.

"That girl smells like straight up hootash!"

by Ryan Fried March 17, 2007

hoots

I woman's bresticles

I like 'em, I like hoots, hoots is what I like...

by Thomas the lover of hOOts April 23, 2006