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Hoopster

Girls (mostly hipsters) who take up hoola-hooping or "hooping" as a serious form of exercise, socialization, and popularity. They will follow hooping as a fad and "hoop" whenever there is a camera present, or when other "hoopsters" are hooping in public to show other people that they hoop. Overly sensitive and defensive when anyone other than them mentions the subject in a non-glamorous light.
"OMG that kid is SO amazing! SHE'S A MINI HOOPER!"

"SHE'S 5, ITS JUST A HOOLA-HOOP!"

"Fucking hoopsters..."
by anon15378 August 28, 2011
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Hoopsnake

To attempt to perform fellatio on ones self.
"Steve was too drunk to play guitar so the band told him they were not going to pay him unless he entertained the crowd. He went up and attempted to hoopsnake on the stage".
by Monkeyfuss July 12, 2012
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hooptay

I'm in the Benz on Monday, the BM on Tuesday
Range on Wednesday, Thursday I'm in the hooptay
by D Money November 22, 2003
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hoopstash

-The area where there's just all hair and asscrack.

-Also used to compare a flaming person with a large supply of feggi on hand.
omg, Jimmy walked into celebrities so fast... his hoopstash is gonna be ringing tonight boyee!
by shakes November 16, 2004
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hoopster

sneaky synonym for a whore. Possibly derived from the hoop earrings that hookers are known to wear.
Girl 1: Kelsey is such a total bitch
Girl 2: I know, what a hoopster!
by KChipster00 January 27, 2005
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hooptas

hooptas (n) A: a slang word commonly used to refer to ones inordinately large penis B: a slang term for penis
That white guy has a nice hooptas

Man, quit being such a hooptashead
by chris ballinger April 22, 2005
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HoopSwag

An incredible display of prowess on either the basketball court or in daily life.
Jen: He just scored another 3 pointer!
Dave: He's got some mad HoopSwag!
by AwesomeWalrus May 30, 2012
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