hoop

rear end of body, backside, ass, derrier, bottom, bum.

get your hoop down the gym and do a bit.

by scotty February 16, 2003

hoop

The rim of your asshole.

Slide that dick through my hoop, big boy.

by Buttfuck May 15, 2006

In a hoop

A slang term for being excessively hungover and tired.

Oh man i'm in a hoop after last night!

by Duke Pukem December 6, 2011

hooped

Can't be bothered, Can't be assed

As hoop is a slang for your ass, instead of "can't be assed" you "can't be hooped"

by James Macleod May 17, 2006

Hoops

A group of thick, hot girl hoes that wear massive hoop earrings, who have pretty faces, tiny waists, big perfect asses, perfect tits and are really good at twerking! They almost always have smooth skin, nails done, and sexy hair/outfits.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the hoops today? Guy 2: Ya, Damn i want to f***k that up!

*hoops looks at the guys. Guys: *hard boner. Hoops: OMG hahahahahha!

by Karma Angel, SB May 7, 2020

HOOP

HANDS OFF OUR PENISES

Whenever girls you don't want want you and your friends really badly, you use it.

Weird girl: hey guys, you want to go watch a movie at my house this friday?
Guys: HOOP...

by boomclapboomboomclapdesnap June 1, 2009

Hoop

A person with their head so far up their ass, their physical structure implies a circular figure; resembling a large human ring. Also, perhaps, an advanced asshat, or an aggressively annoying simpleton.

"Charlie, I tried to figure out what that hoop wanted, but her head was so far up her ass, you could roll her down the street," said Mr. O'Shea.

by Umlaut Tilde May 10, 2010