Homestead

Small town, lots of Hispanics, Blacks and Whites, high crime rate even though the police will deny it.

Do NOT vacation in or near Homestead! Someone WILL jack your car.

by Phantastic August 13, 2006

www.homestarrunner.net

It's dot com!

Homestarrunner.net.........it's DOT COM!

by yfarf! July 20, 2003

Homestead

Homestead is the second oldest city in Miami-Dade County, after the city of Miami. It is located between Biscayne National Park and Everglades National Park. Homestead was incorporated in 1913, it is a suburb of Miami. The city made national news in 1992 when on August 24 Hurricane Andrew a Category 5 storm made landfall destroying the city. The town recovered. Unfortunately, the new problem that threatens life here is all the trash from Miami moving to Homestead.

Hurricane Andrew couldn't take down Homestead but it looks like this Miami trash will get the job done.

Homestead was a nice town until all the liberal crap from Miami started moving down here.

Non-Floridian: Where are you from?
Local: A town south of Miami
Non-Floridian: Are you from the keys? That place is great!
Local: Nope, I'm for a place called Homestead, just north of dirty ass Key Largo.
Non-Floridian: You mean the place that go hit with the Hurricane?!

by Homesteader September 25, 2011

Homestarrunner

The best website ever! Has the best comic teen girl squad there

Homestarruner.net
It's Dot Com!

by Bubbles December 26, 2004

The USS homestarrunner.com

What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.

Homestar: Welcome to The USS Homestarrunner.com! I am your captain, Homestar Runner.
Director: Cut!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

homestarrunner.net

Take 1
"Oh, hey yo! Welcome to Homestarrunner.net!"
"It's dot com"
Oh. Homestarrunner.net. It's dot com!"
Take 2
"Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner. Line" "Welcome. Line." "To. Line." "Someting.com!"
Take 6
"Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com. I am your captain, Homestar Runner."
"Bienviendos a Homestarrunner.com! A Migues es si..."
Take 13
"Ok, I'm really gunna get it this time." "Yeah, we're rolling." "Oh, hey yo! My name is Homestar Runner, and this is A Website!"
Take 25
Homestar is nude "Uhh... cut. Nooo..." "What?"
Take 126
"I'm Homestar Runner. Isn't that great?"

See above dialogue.

by Sarah April 7, 2004

Hoester

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

by cplnah August 23, 2011