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homrad

The act of being intoxicated to the point where the subject is beyond "hammered". i.e slurring his/her words to the point where hammered sounds like homrad. Used as to either describe your plans for a night or to describe another person who has consumed alcohol.
EG1. "I can't wait till saturday night, im gonna get so drunk! infact, ill be fucking HOMRAD!!"

EG2. person1 "Oh dear, look how drunk john is"
person2 "haha johns beyond drunk, hes HOMRAD!"
by DavidTitchClark May 14, 2008
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howard the duck

The saddest excuse of a marvel superhero
by FireMyBoss November 25, 2016
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Howard High School

The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.
Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"

After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"
by howarder September 27, 2011
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Hoard Bitch

A girl who flirts with a large number of guys leading them on for attention. Hoard Bitches often prey on less successful men when it comes to dating as they are easy targets. They may pull men fairly frequently whilst at parties although this is simply to ensure that the men come back wanting more. Hoard Bitches are never satisfied with one man. Self respecting men should always avoid speaking to Hoard Bitches to make sure they don't become part of their 'hoard'.
Guy 1: 'I was talking to this girl at the party last weekend, seemed really nice, even got a pull'.

Guy 2: 'Careful man, she has been speaking to me to and like 4 of out mates, she even said she wants to get with your cousin at the next party'.

Guy 1: 'Woah really, I thought we really had something going?'.

Guy 2: 'Afraid not man, she is just a hoard bitch'.

Guy 1: 'Thanks for letting me know mate, guess I'll just wait for a girl who actually cares about me'.
by NathyB23 April 20, 2015
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Howard Moon

One of the characters from 'The Mighty Boosh'. He spans all the genres - from jazz playing to writing. His real name is Julian Barratt.
He's part of a duo with Vince Noir (real name= Noel Fielding). They do almost everything together. Wouldn't surprise me to know they shower together. They're not gay together though.

He does not only play the character of 'Howard Moon'. An example of another character that he has played in the Mighty Boosh includes the Sandman.
"I'm Howard Moon. I span all genres. I move between the genres."

"I'll come at you like a Northern Bullet. They call me Johnny Bullets."
by ilovethemightyboosh August 25, 2009
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Daddy Howard

Somebody who has the memory of a goldfish.

He yells at you, “get on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.C”.
He points at crowds saying, “come here boy you done” for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.

The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.
Daddy Howard took my phone away while writing this.

Daddy Howard is retarded.

Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.
by LDaddyOHowardGHater August 24, 2018
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dominic howard

The drummer of MUSE, a space-rock band of biblical proportions.
Dominic Howard, Matthew Bellamy and Christopher W(grraarl?urvqgraarhrr??)come from outer space.
by TOK May 13, 2005
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