HOOAH BAR

The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!

Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!

by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010

HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Hahahahaha

Laughing you idiot

Mark: oh hey brother

Jack: hi
Mark: wanna hear a joke
Jack: yes
Mark: you
Jack: *cries soooo hard*
Mark: HAHAHAHAHA

by Yes it’s true you’re adopted October 6, 2019

Lindsay Hohan

What Lindsay Lohan's name should be; she is such a ho

Rumor has it that Lindsay Hohan was fucked by three guys yesterday!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

hahaha

To express on AIM when something was funny, because just 'haha' isn't that dramatic and can be used as just aknowledging when someone has said something.

Bobby31: ...they call it cheese and quackers!
Annette85: haha
Bobby31: oh come on it was funnier than that
Annette85: hahaha

by Angelacia June 15, 2007

hahaha

A taunt to used by the enemy, usually after they set up us the bomb

You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahaha.

by Galshborg November 29, 2007

hahahaha *slap*

When someone starts laughing really hard and they feel the need to slap the nearest person. Then when the person got slapped asks why they did that, they say it's a joke.

Friend 1: omg that was so funny
Friend 2: hahahaha *slap*
Friend 1: ouch what was that for
Friend 2: chilllllllll it was a joke

by itwasajokechill December 15, 2019