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Hogwarts syndrome

You want to go to Hogwarts so bad it hurts. You want to be a part of the world in the Harry Potter universe, You want to be involved in the wizarding world. We all know you probably have a massive crush on one of the characters as well, and you probably ship either drarry or wolfstar.
Beanz: I am really sad I just want to be part of the wizarding world it’s not fair :(
Heinz: I think you have Hogwarts syndrome! Don’t be sad! :(
by Heinz beanz January 20, 2021
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Hogtie

A position where a person's hands and feet are tied together.

(normally a woman)

(normally the person hogtied will be gagged and barefoot)
It is a good position to tickle someone or have sex.
(use soft rope or sex cuffs because normal handcuffs may injure the tied-up person)
Funny to tie up the person by a mirror so they can see themself struggle

It's funny to hogtie someone than have someone call and say it's an emergency but don't leave the house so you can hear them struggle to get out and them screaming
What's your favorite thing your boyfriend does to you, oh I like it when he hogties me and tickled my feet I literally can't escape and i am super ticklish so i laugh like crazy.
by sir pablo the 3rd March 12, 2022
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Genital Hogwarts

What Ron gave to Hermione when they did it.
Hermione: Ron, what are these magical sprinkles around my vag?

Ron: Babe, those are the Genital Hogwarts I gave you!
by Jamas March 10, 2009
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Hogwarts

A girl who is not quite a 10/10 she is a 9 and 3/4
"If he wants to chase after a 3, he doesn't deserve a Hogwarts."
by Secret-Slut June 2, 2016
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hogwash

If not mentioned by a british person, a clean and polite way to say, "BULLSHIT!"
I got a F on my test? Thats total HOGWASH!
by Jörg December 13, 2006
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Hogtoberfest

A popular celebration during the month of October, where participants aim to "bag" as many overweight females as possible. The one who has slept with the most fatties is declared the winner.
Person 1: Hogtoberfest?
Person 2: Nah man, she's only 40 pounds overweight.
by samhah August 16, 2010
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howtotypespace

this ain't google, but, you see that bar at the bottom of your keyboard? press it.
person: howtotypespace
other person: google it
by yardardar March 30, 2021
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