Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.

Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!

by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009

hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is one who looks for the a singular person on this world that makes their world come together. They are indeed looking for the man or woman of their dreams. As a result, they prefer not to live in reality. The hopeless romantic knows the reality of love is that reality has no business being in love. This is why they will often perform grandiose gestures that may be seen as unsettling or borderline crazy to non-romantics. But to the fellow few romantics, these same gestures will be adored as beautifully and obscenely quixotic. And such is the "hope" of the hopeless romantic- to not only find the one who loves receiving such love, but loves giving such love. And the true hopeless romantic would always rather give than receive. Because they know then and only then, will there be true love.

I am hopeful to find my hopeless romantic.

by Justin Kompetent December 9, 2008

hopeless romantic

Someone who believes in a true love. This true love endures time and circumstance in the hopeless romantic's heart. This person is a believer and a dreamer. They do not qualify as a stalker because they don't want to infringe on the rights of others. They are patient and caring. They may or may not know their true love. They forgive easily and are prone to broken hearts. They often see the world through rose-colored-glasses.

Charles Dickens' Miss Havisham. Helen Reddy's Delta Dawn. Abagail Adams. (for her constant believing and steadfast role by her husband John's side, she could be defined as a hopeless romantic.)

by Lula_Mae May 17, 2010

Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.

You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

hopeless flirt

Someone who says they want to be romanced but they flirt with everybody. And I mean EVERYBODY. Once they find someone that just wants to love them they get bored after two weeks and then when that person gets a new boy/girlfriend they suddenly like them again.

That girls a hopeless flirt, she had that guy wrapped around her finger and threw it all away.

by weebodyinthehouse May 6, 2007

hopeless romantic

Many people have this defintion of a hopeless romantic all wrong....A hopeless romantic is NOT someone who cant get anyone and they die lonely. It is someone who is truly in love with true love. They will do anything to be with the person they love. They believe in the idea that there is only ONE person out there for you. They like to be adventurous and spontaneous with this person.

Hopeless Romantic really reminds me of movies like Serindipity, where they find little signs that they are meant to be together

by StinaCrystal August 5, 2007