Hoedonk

A Hoedonk is when you bring a girl back to your place for the explicit purpose of one-nighting her, only to find that she was doing the same thing to you...

Yo man, Ian got Hoedonked by that fly bitch last night

by Fiddizzy December 20, 2008

Hoedown-wasted

Drinking enough moonshine at a hoedown to misbehave to an excessive level of insanity but joyous insanity.

Dr V was so hoedown-wasted everyone in his circle had the best time, riding the bull and line dancing, until the morning, when a Dr V remedy was required.

by Ms Knows It January 5, 2023

Yacolt Hoedown Baddie

Country girls in Yacolt, Washington who are hard to get but will date a guy every two weeks. These baddies spend their free time doing redneck shit such as lighting shit on fire, playing in the woods, and partying with their group of friends called "girl friends." They have a wild side but do not show it publicly sometimes including to their family as they consist of a dad or an uncle who are usually an alcoholic. At least one of their relatives is a meth, crack, or other form of a drug addict. When they aren't attending church with their grandma, hanging out with their friends talking white trailer park shit, or horseback riding, you can find them listening to music. They may say that they like classical rock but will probably only listen to Nirvana, Journey, or Bon Jovi. Even though they are country they do not usually like country music as often as rock although in some cases it's inherited in their family culture. This culture will consist of a Texan pride, tough country boy/girl personality who are Trump supporters and big time people with a "you trespass on my property, you get shot" mentality. You will find their dad bragging about owning a tough mud wheeling Toyota Tundra truck but it will turn out to be a 2008 model version. These people also usually come from mid-middle class or impoverished families who live trailer park or farming communities/properties

"BRO YOU GOT A GIRL FROM YACOLT?!"

"Yeah, why?"

"Bro, you best be careful before she turns into a wild yacolt hoedown baddie. Good luck."

by Tragiczebra9 May 18, 2023

LAN hoedown

See LAN hootenanny.
Can be used as an arguement against the term LAN hootenanny.

Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: LAN hootenanny

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: hootenanny

etc.

by Btone June 22, 2005

Hoedem

To make a hoe of someone. Also a group of hoes would be refered to as a Hoedem.

"Damn! Look at that fine Hoedem" says Taz
"Man, I'm going to Hoedem that biatch" says Tom

by Ninjaaa January 27, 2007

hedomasochist

A person who simultaneously derives great pleasure from both avoiding pain and inflicting it on themselves.

From Hedonist (one who lives to seek pleasure and avoid pain) & Masochist (one who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon oneself)

She went from sleeping in until 12pm and eating chocolates to cutting in a few short hours. What a hedomasochist!

by Person_ December 12, 2008

holdom

slimy lanky gingers that can't get no booty so they "hold on" to whatever they can get

The Holdom: Oh man, friday at that jam, I met the sexiest girl ever, like you don't understand...

The "black kid": No you didn't. Was she a chloereis?

The Holdom: shut the fuck up! i got a HANDJOB!

The "black kid": But now not only do you have a fiery bush, but it's a diseased fiery bush. I wouldn't tell anyone about this if i were you.

by Nick Yim January 15, 2009