Hobgoblin

(n.) A derogatory title for a large, dumb, agressive man tanned, often artifically, to a unaturally orange hue. Hobgoblins are often characterised by thier singlemindedness, reckless behavior, hedonistic tendancies, a general lack of concern for others (including fellow Hobgoblins), and egregious orange complexion.

Etymology: The term applied above, in this sense, is borrowed from a fantasy creature in the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game. Hobgoblins are savage, cruel humanoids who take by force and are just smart enough to form groups for raiding. The fantasy Hobgoblins are identified by a coat of corse orange hair covering thier oversized bodies.

"I was having a good time at the bar until all the Hobgoblins showed up and started fist-pumping."

by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010

hobalob

Its when you got stuff to do but you decied to forget it and just hobalob.

Jay was going to get a job today but instead ended up grabbing a hobalob at Mike's place.

by Twanky3000 May 15, 2004

hobgoblin

Receiving oral sex while defecating on the side of the highway offramp and simultaneously begging for money by means of a cardboard box with a message of hope written upon it.

Wow, so that's what the hobgoblin looks like.

by wordsmite January 26, 2010

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hobgoblins

Probably the worst movie ever made. Even watching it through the hilarious medium of Mystery Science Theater 3000, this movie still enraged me like no other. If not for its obscurity, this film would place its thrice-damned writer/producer/director, Rick Sloane, right up there with Hitler and Pol Pot as a huge cause of human suffering.

Stabbing Rick Sloane to death with a toy screwdriver would not even begin to make up for the abomination that is Hobgoblins.

by kevhanel August 7, 2006

hobjob

a handjob and blowjob at the same time.

that girl gave me a hobjob (I wish)

by JL.Levy January 28, 2009

hobalob

Term from the early 60's used to discribe just sitting around and not doing anything.

I went to the park and grabed a hobalob

by marek May 12, 2004