hobknocker

A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.

bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode

by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020

hobknocker

A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).

On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.

by kate789 February 7, 2009

Hobknocker

A man who hits a girl in the face with his penis.. This is disgusting and illegal.

Jane: You ever heard of a hobknocker?
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.

by GeekybracedGirl August 16, 2010

hobnocker

Someone who runs around knocking on people’s doors and flashing them when they answer.

Dude 1: Hello?
Hobnocker: hey ;)
Dude 1: Ew, you hobnocker!

by NipFace May 30, 2020

Hobknocker

When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.

"You hobknocker!!! I told you I wasnt into that!!!"

by Cjbitchnut4 November 25, 2020

Hobknocker

When you give your cousin from Kentucky head with no teeth.

I took my teeth out and gave my cousin Kleetus a hobknocker

by MaryJaneJoanRivers August 28, 2021

hobknockers

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.

Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"

by All the Single Owls July 7, 2010