Honky Doodle Dandy

The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.

“Look over there, in that Honda Accord with all four windows down. See the woman tapping the steering wheel to the words of the song and not the beat? That’s that one Honky Doodle Dandy’s wife”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”

by Star_Index_Media December 6, 2021

hooky

Absence without leave; truancy.

All John does is play hooky from school and stay home & do drugs.

by illEATurHARTout March 12, 2004

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

hoakey

Something that is corny, cheesey or obviously lame.
See also: hokey, lame, crappy

American Idol is such a hoakey TV show.

by Dank09 December 19, 2003

Honky Truck

A gay porn virus that can be acquired from "www.gaypornjuice.com". It's safe to assume anyone caught with this virus is a raging homosexual.

Aw dude, you've got the Honky Truck virus on your computer! Thats queer as fuck!

by Connor-Malwarew May 14, 2010

Honky Shuffle

When a white person, usually a lady, is crossing the street or a parking lot and a car is coming, they start to sorta run, sorta trot, in order to cross faster. This will produce an odd gait, which looks awkward. They are doing the Honky Shuffle at that point. Sometimes it will be performed by an Asian, but never will you see a Black people or Hispanics performing this shuffle.

Did you see that lady do the Honky Shuffle to get out of the way of that car?

by Jerry Sack February 11, 2013

harbor honky

Large Spanish male who looks like Jonah hill and loves bust downs and getting sparked

Noah is known around for being a harbor honky

by bigbeef98 April 24, 2017