Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010

drunken hitchhiker

The act of fingering a female with your thumb in a hitchhiking fashion.

After I gave her the drunken hitchhiker, she gave me a ride.

by Team Maniche December 25, 2008

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

Oklahoma Hitchhiker

Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.

I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.

by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010

a hitchhiker's tickle

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

by Geetar926 September 23, 2013

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The single most quoted book series of UrbanDictionary.com.

"If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was the president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005