Music so awful that its only use is to be flaunted as a fashion accessory by those obsessed with the idea of coolness; it remains perpetually "obscure" because no sane human being would listen to this music for pleasure.
Dan: Hey dude, I just got a limited-edition copy of We Are As The Romans Should Have Been's new EP - and on vinyl, too! It's Gregorian chants with a mambo beat - mind-blowing! Come listen!
Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.
Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
Ben: Ugh, no. You can keep your hipster shit to yourself.
Dan: SCREW YOU! YOU DON'T KNOW GOOD MUSIC!
by ACD8K November 20, 2011
Get the hipster shit mug.A form of fully-clothed sexual intercourse, usually practiced by hipsters, who prefer it because it allows them to leave their ultra-tight jeans on during the act. (The process of removing the jeans may take several hours to complete, by which time the need or desire for sex could be dissipated.)
"What are those two people doing? It looks like they're writhing around on top of a copy of Pitchfork magazine, interlocked but fully-clothed."
"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."
"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."
by hipster_of_the_month December 4, 2012
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The phenomenon of people in a argument, each trying to dismiss the others opinion by claiming it is the opinion a hipster would have.
Ladies and gentlemen, Hipster Hot Potato.
'You're a hipster' 'No YOU'RE the hipster' 'You're such a hipster you call other people hipsters' 'Only a hipster would say that'.
'You're a hipster' 'No YOU'RE the hipster' 'You're such a hipster you call other people hipsters' 'Only a hipster would say that'.
by KidMash July 11, 2010
Get the Hipster Hot Potato mug.The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.
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Get the hipsterechtomy mug.usually a fixed gear or single speed bike. sometimes build from scratch or bought complete. preferred by the young and trendy.
by PeterNguyen February 17, 2009
Get the hipster bike mug.Sudden and/or unexpected death caused by failing to take into consideration one's surroundings and environment in the pursuit of being cool.
Jamie and his hipster friends were jamming with their acoustic guitars in the street in Pamplona during the running of the bulls. They died a hipster death.
John had his loose toque pulled down too low over his eyes when he went for a walk. He wandered right into the middle of the street and was hit by a car which resulted in his hipster death
John had his loose toque pulled down too low over his eyes when he went for a walk. He wandered right into the middle of the street and was hit by a car which resulted in his hipster death
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