Holiday Hingings

What you do on a holiday when you are a loner loser. Basically, you do pretentious things so that you look like a normal person but deep down you know it's all fake.

Yo look! Toppo and Rocco had the weirdest and craziest holiday hingings back in Goa.

by chanzerre January 29, 2023

twinges on the hinges

another way of saying arthritis

Sister : Dad can't come snowboarding next week bro!

Brother : Why not?

Sister : You know, the old twinges on the hinges again!!

Brother : Oh yeah, forgot how old he was getting!

by bubble28 December 23, 2008

door hinge

something that rhymes with orange

nat: ill give you £10 if you tell me something that rhymes with orange

troy: ok door hinge

nat: oh shit, here you go

by troymusefan May 03, 2007

hinge end

A slang term used to describe your peredium. (see peredium)

She sucked it to the hinge end

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.

“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”

by PandaNecrophillia August 09, 2017

Mary Hinge

Mary Hinge is a Spoonerism (or very nearly) for Hairy Minge.

A Spoonerism is where the initial letters (or syllabols) of two words, as in "Mary Hinge" becomes "Hairy Minge", are accidentaly swapped to make two more words, usually with a comic outcome. Sometimes the Spoonerising of two words deliberately is to diguise rude sayings in mixed company. i.e. Sweaty Bollocks become Betty Swallocks. Simple!

by Favey Dyfe March 19, 2010

door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it

I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...

by sombrero stan December 16, 2005