hindscientist

Someone who claims that the signs of the impending financial disaster were obvious all along, despite never having mentioned anything at the time or having acted to avoid it happening. More generally, someone who uses hindsight to make observations.

That guy has lost billions by trading in poisonous debts, but now he has a new career in the media as a hindscientist.

by agentwhim March 19, 2009

It’s All Fair in Hindsight

When looking back at an event and thinking that no matter how wrong it went, it was still a fair experience

‘It’s all fair in hindsight!’

‘Dude you’re the only person I know who’s injured themselves in an Ambulance’

by IdiotIdioms January 18, 2020

Hindsight Bragging

Hindsight bragging occurs when a person achieves success in some form. During the process ,before the success, the person internally was unsure and lacking confidence yet still succeeded. After the success the person that tells everyone with a confident air that they knew all along that they were gonna succeed.

Mark- Yo i heard you passed your dui with a b.a.c. of 2.5.

Joey-Yep, right when i got pulled over i knew i had the cop beat

-Hindsight bragging-

by PseudoNympho666 September 15, 2011

Hindsight Premonitions

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.

Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.

by Ryryq November 30, 2009

Hindsight is 420

A phrase to console someone who regrets not bringing their weed to a get-together.

Gair: "Bruh you usually look faded by this time on a Friday, what's up?"
Mikel: "Man I thought this was gonna be a sober thing so I didn't bring my herbs, now I'm looking back wishing I had come prepared."
Gair: "Damn that's why your eyes look so clear - your hindsight is 420."

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019

hoe hindsight

The hindsight or gut feeling that someone you are interested in is a hoe, or that they are a terrible person to date.

Guy 1: “Damn, how’d it go with Stacy last night? I heard you guys broke up.”

Guy 2: “Yeah, I didn’t have any hoe hindsight when I met her. I didn’t realize she was “dating” 4 other dudes.”

by fartmunchkin69 November 19, 2021

alexander dale hinds

The best man that you will ever meant in your life and is the perfect husband that one lucky girl will be with until death comes.( hes also hot asf)

My husband is Alexander Dale Hinds

by Nikki skyes August 30, 2021