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Ginger hipsters

Those with red/orange hair who take being a hipster to the next level. They go so far as to be proud of their hair color. They argue points such as how to say "either" or "neither". They will perform in acts that seem main stream (e.g. life guarding) but they reject the normal ways of doing these actions (e.g. not wearing uniform while life guarding). They are tall and slim and usually seem to fit in well to the everyday "high school scene". But behind the facade, they reject everyone else's realty and insert their own!
Girl 1: hey! Neither (said like kneether) of these tables are clean...where should we sit?

Ginger Hipsters : WHAT! its pronounced n-EYE-ther!

girl 1: alright, but where should we sit? either (ee-ther) here or there.

Ginger Hipster: its pronounced EYE-ther!! god, now I can't even eat my grapes (the red kind WITH seeds)
by J-N@$ttY July 2, 2011
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Ass Hamsters

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
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hipstersnapper

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.
See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.
by crunchysue December 15, 2011
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Hungry Hungry Hipsters

noun:

Webcomic lampooning hipster, scenester and bike CULTure among bored 20-somethings.
hip chick: "I read Hungry Hungry Hipsters because I hate those people!"
hip fella: "Be honest..."
hip chick: "I am those people..."
by teh editrix January 2, 2009
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Hipsters

The blend of every failed fad since the early 1900s.
The hipsters in my town sport ironic mustachios and ride pink speed bikes to local coffee shops where they bust out their superior Macintosh laptops and give people disgusted looks who are not seen to be as ironic as themselves, concerning fashion.
by mattydubs203 July 19, 2009
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an irony of hipsters

A collective noun referring to three or more overtly trendy yet alternative millennials, or hipsters, meeting or traveling in a group together. A comparable identifier in the animal kingdom would be a murder of crows or an array of hedgehogs.
The artisan cider brewery and cheese shop was empty until an irony of hipsters came in and took up the tables and couch in the corner.
by RhythmLife July 14, 2015
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hipstersexual

One who believes that "real relationships" are too mainstream
"Gross, why would you go to the movies with your girlfriend when you can listen to indie music in my bat cave?" ~ Anonymous hipstersexual man
by TheTruthWriter99 January 27, 2011
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