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hillsongish

Worship music that is loud and energetic, but often means nothing.
"Did that song just say, 'Yay God, you should check my heaven blog'?"
"Yeah, thats totally hillsongish"
by super happy worship guy 8 September 11, 2009
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Faith Hilling

The act of taking a picture while making fake boobs with your shirt.
by oh long johnson August 18, 2012
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Hilling Dick

while reviveing dome from a sub 3, you fail to produce a woddie, and therefore you cannot ejaculate.
"man dude this girl blowing me was so ugly I got Hilling Dick"
"Whoa dude, she must have been a sub 3"
"Totally bro"
by MMC78 September 18, 2016
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Hellsing

The ultimate bluechip token. Derives from fantasy and horror in the fight against evil.
"Bro, you own Hellsing?" "That's the ultimate blue-chip token!"
by nftqu33n December 28, 2021
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hillsong church

A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.

Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!

Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.

Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!

Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz December 17, 2007
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Hillshing

Or HLSHing. Stands for Hitting Low, Scoring High. This happens when one (H)its on a (L)ow rated or not-so-pretty girl and (S)cores (H)igh by having sex with that girl.
1) Noun. -Hillsher
2) Verb. -to Hillsh
1) Boy 1: DAMN! His girlfriend is hella hurt!

Boy 2: Nah, he's just being a hillsher.

2) Boy 1: That kid dates ugly girls too much, he's probably hillshing all of them.
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Hellsing

A satirical Mispelling of Hillsong (other than Hill$ong)
Hellsing is the perfect form of hypocrisy:
They praising and worshipping Jesus Christ and God in their song, in their sermon, in their services. But in fact, they praising and worshipping their cult leaders (*cough* pester *cough*), money, fame, and social status.
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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