headingley girl

Leeds' very own version of the valley girl (USA). Usually attends Metropolitan University due to general lack of intelligence and resides in the headingly area. Main interests involve spending parents cash on alcohol fuelled self destruction, ridiculously large sunglasses (to be worn all year round & indoors), blonde hair-dye and generic tribal-style tattoos which are always located on the lower back (see arse-antlers).
Will frequently begin drinking around midday and can be easily identified as they will be the loudest person in the pub and will be heard making statements such as the following:

" OH..... MY GOD! Last night I was, like.... SO DRUNK! And it was like, OH MY GOD.... This guy came up to me at the bar and he was all like "you are like well fit innit, can i get you a drink love?" and he was all like trying to slip GHB in it or whatever but i totally didn't care cos i was like, SOOO drunk and i just like, drank it anyway. Anyway later on the bouncers tried to thow us all out and we were all like NO WAY MATE and i went up to him and threw up on his shoes and it was like, SOOO FUNNY cos i was SOOO DRUNK!!!"

note: will always use AQI (American Question Intonation) whereby the tone of the voice is raised at the end of every phrase, no matter how incoherent, making it appear to be a question. this is true to most headingley girls despite the fact that they all come from hampshire....

by Local folk May 31, 2006

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Heyden

Sexy man. He is very sweet and has wonderful personality. Is short but cute. He has the cutest hands in the world. Usually has blue eyes and is addicted to sex. When he's around you go speechless all the girls love him. You would be lucky to meet a heyden. He treats his girl like a princess and gives her everything. He loves you, you should love him back.

I saw Heyden today, every time he looked at me I got butterflies.

by p!nk<3 I love you November 5, 2013

haydin

the most amazing person everr! she is super smart and funny and just all over cool. you can totally trust her with anything and she is just the ULTIMATE! if you know a haydin you are by far blessed cuz she is the BEST!!!!

person A: " oh, that girl she's a haydin."
person B: " whoa she must be awesome!"

by SuttonquiquiCrabcake July 9, 2010

Heydi

A tall average girl who isn’t that social but still has a lot of friends. She likes hanging out with her best friend and isn’t rude. Usually has a crush on some guys she used to know.

Him: who’s that girl over there?
You: Oh, that’s Heydi.

Him: Wow she has a lot of friends.

by Gosane November 28, 2018

heading

The insertion of the head into the anus of another.

Excuse me love, would you mind greasing up your arse hole so I can shove my head up there, thanks.

by iguanapunk June 20, 2004

Heyden

Big Fat ass mofo with alot of hair.
You ll find him at your local Mc Donalds.
Althoug he might seems scary he s a Good guy.

Man hide your food heyden is here!

by El Julingo Bitch February 6, 2018