jara hessens

Probably the most amazing person you'll ever meet in your life, she's super sweet and adorable, if you ever come across a jara hessens, dont hesitate and ask her number, you will not regret it! Shes so pretty and i love this view!

omg gretchen!! is that a jara hessens?!
yes!! she's so cool

i know right!!!!
i love her so much!
me too (duhh its a jara hessens)

by okcouldbeouralwaysE> March 21, 2020

Hesser

Midwest term for long-haired (sometimes feathered)persons (usually male) who look like they listen to heavy metal circa 1970s or 1980s. Could be derived from Hessian.

Dude, check out that hesser!

by Jface February 10, 2005

hossed

Used in Norwich to define swift or quick travelling.
Explicitally used when running, driving away from the police.

"We got in the car and Hoss'd it down the road."

by part chimp January 10, 2005

hessel

'To Hessel' means: to masturbate while thinking of anal sex with animals.

"dude, the ass of that dog makes me horny. I'd really like to Hessel right now!"

by Hessel August 10, 2006

hissed

smacked, wasted, tired, finished, night's over, light's out

I sat at the bar last night and got completely hissed.
I got Sammy Hissed last night.
I'm so hissed right now.

by Samuel L. Hissface January 31, 2007

Hossed

Used mainly in southern england, means to do something extremely quickly or well. Can be used in practically any situation.

Hurry up we need to hoss that vodka before we go!
He hossed it through the city earlier.

by norwichboi January 12, 2008

hessek

Hessek: One who leaves large amounts of skat (shit) everywhere he roams. A hessek will typically pee and crap in their own back yard. Usually appears as a thin, lanky, person with braces who always has crap stuck in the braces. Likes to wear women's underwear and tend to be child molesters.

That Rick, he is such a Hessek. Keep your kids away from him.

by Keith Grimes January 7, 2005