Heroin

The drug that once you do, will probably result in everyone abandoning you, everyone you've ever known hating you, you most likely taking it up the ass repeatedly for it, and that's before commiting an hero.

If you're craving it, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.

Seriously stop reading this and go to rehab, or get on methadone. Just do it. You'll thank me later. You're loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known well will just be grateful that you're still alive.

I'll let you jizz on my face for a bag of heroin

by AnEdgelord January 9, 2020

heroin beer

Beer served at the Pengrowth Saddledome in Calgary,Alberta,Canada. One beer will mess you right up and you will eventually experience the power of it once you get the worst headache you've ever had.

"I never really understood why they called it heroin beer.....before I knew it I was taking my shirt off and swing it over my head"

by FrankyG April 16, 2008

herping

v. to search for reptiles or amphibians

They were herping all morning and saw three rattlesnakes

by reptiles October 4, 2002

heroin teeth

Teeth belonging to a heroin user, rotting,black and missing

I can tell Jack's on the gear, he has heroin teeth, if his breath could be bagged up and sold it would give you a bigger knockout buzz then heroin

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

red herring

In novels, usually mystery novels, a "red herring" is an extraneous character meant to divert the reader's attention from the true killer/robber/etc. It is usually a logical choice for the culprit, but ends up being nothing.

I thought Hampton was the killer, but he was a total red herring. It was Muldoon.

by Clinto September 22, 2005

red herring argument

Fallacy of the red herring: Ignoring a criticism of an argument by changing attention to another subject.

Sure I ran the car into a tree, but you forgot my brithday.

by robbot July 13, 2005

herring sweats

Rejecting the suggestion of menopause symptoms by blaming consumption of certain foods.

Lynn's herring sweats wouldn't let her sleep and she blamed it on too much deli.

by Seattleforge March 16, 2015