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hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.
"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"
by LaRon May 18, 2006
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Hersheyfinger

the insirtation of ones finger into a unsuspected "Brown Eye". derived from the ancient aztec the hersehy finger is a lost art form of placing a cocoa bean on the tip of the finger and slowly squeezing it into the anus.
with the help of modern science man has evolved the hershey finger into a delicacy. enjoyed by most and loved by all.
jakob-hey ben want to smell my finger??

Ben- Hell yeah!! did you give Paige a hersheyfinger again?
by #jnasty November 20, 2011
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Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit
I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick
by hahasuka November 29, 2017
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Hershey Shower

When someone takes a shit, does not wipe, then goes into the shower to rinse off the shit.
"Hey Carl, I didn't feel like wiping, so I took a hershey shower.
by A Lanz March 31, 2009
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Hersey High School

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.
by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010
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hershey dog name

Hershey dog name is an amazing most loyal little dog i know and you best be glad if you have one cause they are super rare so ya best hug one if you have one cause that might be the only hershey as a dog you'll ever seen. If you have one like me then you best treat them with care and lots of love. Cause they love to play and love you all at the same time.
Me: *gets scrached by glass* *starts to cry*

Hershey: *comes running towards the sound of crying* *puts down head on my lap*
Hershey:*starts to lick you and try to make you feel better*
Hershey dog name is a loving dog who cares about you so much
by Dreamer4ever May 7, 2018
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information hershey highway

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.
Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.
by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008
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