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herpest

a double whammy of discovering you have herpes and crabs at the same time
Maannnn. Thad finally went to the doctor and found out he has a case of the herpest. At least you can get rid of the one, but the other is for life...
by Sargentap January 22, 2010
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herpetrator

A person who herpetrates. One who has the STD known as herpes that passes along the virus to another. Or may be used to refer to the original source of the infection after several people have been infected. (e.g. The Original Herpetrator)
Morgan thinks the herpetrator that gave her and her boyfriend herpes is the guy he picked up from the gay dance club that night. Although Morgan's boyfriend swears he did nothing homosexual, the herpetrator, along with the spread of the virus, speak differently.

** In Maury Povich voice** "You ARE the herpetrator!" Male falls to the floor and woman runs away crying.

If Morgan, Chelsea, Alyssa, and Shantel all have herpes, then the origional herpetrator must be Robert!
by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016
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herpestologist

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.
If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
by QuacksO October 28, 2020
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Herpes Harvester

to have many herpes among a certain body part upon where they are being harvested by the disease
by kushwhore March 10, 2011
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pearl harvester

Someone who works hard to get seamen out of a dick
Cathy loves sucking dick. That pearl harvester will fuck anyone.
by devillettuce May 17, 2015
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Cumbine Harvester

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.
Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!
by JoJoSiwaFanBoy666420911RIPXXX January 23, 2019
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Combine Harvester

A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.
Bro, Stephanie is such a combine harvester.

Don't date her, she is a combine harvester
by Eshaylad696969 January 31, 2021
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