Amber Hearding

The act of defecating on someone's pillow.

I was Amber Hearding on my boyfriends pillow because I was upset.

by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022

Amber Hearding

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.

This is a picture of a woman Amber Hearding a police car.

by Godfrey Daniels June 2, 2022

Amber Hearding

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.

I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

by Amber Turds wild ride May 30, 2022

Amber hearding

poo on bed

She pulled an amber heard

Amber hearding: poo on bed

by caliburrito May 8, 2022

Amber Hearding

When your animal (or significant other if you’re Johnny Depp) defecates in non appropriate places.

I had to train my dog to stop her from Amber Hearding the bed.

by youradoptivemother225 May 4, 2022

Ian Harding

A gorgeous young man who plays Ezra Fitz on the popular tv show Pretty Little Liars

Girl 1: Ian Somerhalder is soooo hot!

Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.

Girl 1: (Speechless)

by plllover March 13, 2011

Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

by Hemlok February 15, 2009