J Humped

A state of extreme inebriation. The act of getting white girl wasted and losing all grasp of reality. One who exhibits loss of inhibitions and sometimes displays violent tendencies along with altered speech and mumbling rants.

Synonyms: hammered drunk, pirate eyed, shitfaced, wasted

I went to the bar last night and came home with no clothes, I was totally J Humped.

Let's all get J Humped and puke in the bushes!!

Getting J Humped makes one of my eyes close, I look like a friggn' pirate.

by Mr. Steak&Cheese August 5, 2011

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hemed up

1. To confront someone
2. To charge someone up

1. That nigga was talking trash so I hemed him up

by Portia January 1, 2005

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Hempd

A Revolution of Peace. H...elp E...nd M...arijuana P...rohibition through the use of Cannabis Sativa or "Hemp" products.

I got Hempd today!

by Mother Hemp February 12, 2012

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Hempducate

To educate on the hemp plant, proper name cannabis sativa l.

Mrs. Hempstress went to the Rochester public market district every Saturday to hempducate the public on all the amazing properties of this trending and newly federally freed plant at her hempster's hemp shop where people can ask questions or just get a free hempducation.

by #mrshempstress October 8, 2019

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