helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Heezing

When a person hates on something

He straight up heezing on everything!

by Doggie213 October 1, 2021

over helping

When someone decides that helping you once isn't enough and continues, though you don't need it.

Mom : "I'm almost done!"
Son : "stop over helping!"

by TheBestMeme January 27, 2018

William hellinger

Used to describe a tiny stinky goblin that’s usually around 4’11 and lies about a lot of pointless things

“Wow your being such a William hellinger”
“Tigy stop being such a billy

by Jack boonga November 14, 2021

Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole

The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show

Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.

by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

hellinger

A person who only gives half a story and is afraid of any type of commitment. This person may also believe others are stupid enough to think AFTICA the Boat uses Facebook

That’s a Hellinger!!! Meme me meme

by Pud G December 17, 2017

Van Helsing

A turd that looks exactly like a vampire stake.

I just took a Van Helsing. It looked like I could kill a vampire with it.

by Jeffale5 August 17, 2013