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Stupid helmet

The stupid helmet is a headgear, preferably a Packers - helmet, one is made to wear when a jury of friends find one of their peers guilty of comitting an act of stupidity. It originates from That 70's Show and is indeed the greatest mark of shame there is.
Defendant, you were caught toilet papering my sister's car. As this car also belongs to me, I find you guilty of committing stupidity. According to the traditions of our reverred law, you must be punished to its full extent. This means the Stupid Helmet.
by HelpMeCatchMyPig! March 24, 2011
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So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.
John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?
by 2009ends October 4, 2009
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blood helmet

When a girl on her period sits on your forehead, leaving a crusty red coating.
I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was on the rag, and she gave me a blood helmet.
by Manpigbear April 12, 2011
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dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.
WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME
HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.
by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021
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helpmelp

person: you know helpmelp?
person2: yeah he gay
by melpisgay February 7, 2021
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Who helped your bitch out?

Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them
Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me
by Lovey chipmunk November 24, 2018
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