Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

by anonymous August 28, 2021

Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

help me im stuck in the basement

help pls

help me im stuck in the basement

by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021

ABC 123 plz help me

Learning

The definition of ABC 123 plz help me is a phrase used for stress when learning.

by Mighty boi May 10, 2019

help me pick pics to post

girl they want u ong. like u won. GO GET THAT MAN/GIRL !!

boy 1: hey can u help me pick pics to post?

girl 1: yessssss

by ms.pimpinyourshoe July 19, 2021

Help Me Urban Dictionary is weird

Person 1:Help I now know you can eat frozen semen because of urban dictionary
Person 2: TF? That website is weird AF
Person 3: FR

Help me Urban Dictionary is weird

by Helpgetmeoutofhere February 13, 2023

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013