Helina

The most amazing person, dreamy even. Helina is caring, loving, and kind...basically all the good in this world encompassed in a single person. If you are ever lucky enough to know her, or even possibly are dating, never let her go and always always treat her right. You have found true love.

"Helina is like a Greek goddess."

"Why Aphrodite is the Goddess of Love I'll never know. Helina was the true romantic...actually that's probably why. There's infatuation, and then there's real and lasting Love.

by The Govonator April 29, 2011

hefin

Dating 3 or more women at a time

Hef is always hefin it

by assassinplayboy May 26, 2010

Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.

Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.

by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010

Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

by keifermail April 15, 2014

heinie

a really cute way of saying Ass

You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie

by corso954 May 13, 2005

Heinbuch

1. To fuck, typically (though not necessarily) a coworker.

I totally Heinbuched that new hostess.

by A Heinbuchee December 17, 2008

Hein

Hein is a man strong in his own way, a hart of gold. Hein will go the extra mile to help other people. If you know a hein you can be considered to be the luckiest person alive. He will make your day so much better with just a hello and his loving smile. He is a handsome man ready for anything on his path. He takes life on with 110% of what he has to offer. A sporty man with legs like a super hero- even the personality to fit. His eyes tells the story of his life. If you look long enough you will realise you need him as a friend or a lover. Being with him is the best thing to happen in your day. Hein has an presence unexplained. A smile to share with the world. A hug to uplift the down-and-out. He is sent from above for a big reason.

handsome strong hein warrior history maker

by Skillieniss August 27, 2013